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  <title>Oh just shut up, you're only 16</title>
  <subtitle>Yeah, just shut up, you're only 16</subtitle>
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    <name>Lemons are nice</name>
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  <updated>2004-07-12T06:26:22Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nottheelves:73190</id>
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    <title>Before</title>
    <published>2004-07-12T06:26:22Z</published>
    <updated>2004-07-12T06:26:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been and I've left&lt;br /&gt;here before&lt;br /&gt;I've seen you&lt;br /&gt;now I don't anymore&lt;br /&gt;You've needed me&lt;br /&gt;now I need you more&lt;br /&gt;I've loved you&lt;br /&gt;and I've hated you before&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't believe these waters&lt;br /&gt;would've let us cross them&lt;br /&gt;with bridges so weak&lt;br /&gt;and heads hung so low&lt;br /&gt;We didn't even know&lt;br /&gt;if we wanted to go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but it's over &lt;br /&gt;over&lt;br /&gt;over like yesterday&lt;br /&gt;Over &lt;br /&gt;over&lt;br /&gt;I don't want to go away&lt;br /&gt;no I don't&lt;br /&gt;I just want to stay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been and I've left&lt;br /&gt;here before&lt;br /&gt;I've seen you&lt;br /&gt;now I don't anymore&lt;br /&gt;You've needed me&lt;br /&gt;now I need you more&lt;br /&gt;I've loved you&lt;br /&gt;and I've hated you before&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now we'll move on &lt;br /&gt;to better things&lt;br /&gt;You tomorrow will not &lt;br /&gt;bring to me&lt;br /&gt;I'm just going to hope that &lt;br /&gt;I can sleep&lt;br /&gt;we're fading like the colors&lt;br /&gt;on your bloodstain shirt&lt;br /&gt;this is all just so bitter fucking sweet</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nottheelves:72827</id>
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    <title>nottheelves @ 2004-06-02T21:13:00</title>
    <published>2004-06-03T02:18:13Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-03T02:18:13Z</updated>
    <lj:music>sugarcult ~ memory</lj:music>
    <content type="html">We have lost ourselves. No more me and a lot less you. But I'm over it and over you. It's a bad habit. I get sick of people fast and I was already sick of you a little before this happened. I mean I love you. Just never the way I used to anymore. But you meant a lot to me. To be honest, you were the first person I ever loved or cared about. But I don't have that same feeling anymore. You taught me a lot about life though. That is something I will always appreciate and credit you for. But I don't remember you anymore. I've had a lot on my mind to worry about other than the internet. Through all of this I'm forgetting what I loved you for. I mean, honestly, I think about you every day. Just not the same way. I miss you though&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope you will be happy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss you though. I miss what we used to be. But that's not real. And i'm happy about that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, goodbye. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- VV Love the Elves</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nottheelves:65846</id>
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    <title>Publicness</title>
    <published>2004-01-27T22:07:42Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-27T22:07:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Sum 41 - Hell Song</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_' lj:user='' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user='&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user='&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_anarchicrotten' lj:user='anarchicrotten' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://anarchicrotten.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://anarchicrotten.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;anarchicrotten&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font size="7"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;font color="#ffcccc"&gt;IS&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ff6666"&gt;MY&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;CORE&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#cc0000"&gt;CAMINOS&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#990000"&gt;AND&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#660000"&gt;IF&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#330000"&gt;YOU&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ffcc99"&gt;DARE&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ff9966"&gt;TO&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ff9900"&gt;FUCK&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ff6600"&gt;WITH&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#cc6600"&gt;MY&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#993300"&gt;CORE&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#663300"&gt;CAMINOS&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ccccff"&gt;I &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#9999ff"&gt;WILL&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#6666cc"&gt;NOT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#6633ff"&gt; HESITATE &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#6600cc"&gt;TO&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#009900"&gt;KILL.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;font color="#ffccff"&gt;And&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#ff99ff"&gt;happy&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#cc66cc"&gt;10 month &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="#993399"&gt;anniversary&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font color="#663366"&gt;Pippin!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nottheelves:51450</id>
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    <title>nottheelves @ 2003-12-18T16:28:00</title>
    <published>2003-12-18T22:32:07Z</published>
    <updated>2003-12-18T22:32:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th style="background-color: #cc9999"&gt;My LiveJournal Sitcom&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;As The NotTheElves Turns&lt;/b&gt; (&lt;i&gt;NBC, 11:00&lt;/i&gt;): &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/NotTheElves/"&gt;NotTheElves&lt;/a&gt; (Whoopi Goldberg) marries &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/anarchicrotten/"&gt;anarchicrotten&lt;/a&gt; (Leelee Sobieski)'s co-worker. That night, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/eeyoregrrrl/"&gt;eeyoregrrrl&lt;/a&gt; (Patsy Kensit) gets mad at &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/missxkarissa/"&gt;missxkarissa&lt;/a&gt; (Dannii Minogue) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Craziness ensues.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/"&gt;What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?&lt;/a&gt; (by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/"&gt;rfreebern&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I married Pippin's 'co-worker'? A tad bit strange...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=Kat007&amp;amp;meme=1060642037" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Who were you in a past life? by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/vamp_kat"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Kat007&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Name:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Name:" value="Heather!" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Birthdate:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Birthdate:" value="May 5th" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Favorite Color:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Favorite Color:" value="Pink" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Country:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Country:" value="Canada *coughs* I mean the U.S" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;You were most probably:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Albert Einstein &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;If not then you were:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Tutankhamen &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="Kat007"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1060642037"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Created with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/quill18/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align:bottom;border:0;"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;quill18&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;'s &lt;a href="http://memegen.deskslave.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=spiritluv&amp;amp;meme=1070755187" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;What will you get in your stocking this Christmas? by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/spiritluv/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;spiritluv&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Username&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Username" value="NotTheElves" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Sticking out the top:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;A box of Smarties&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Somewhere in the middle:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Leather Cuffs&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Resting in the heel:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Perfume&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Shoved into the toe:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;A Small Butt plug&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="spiritluv"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1070755187"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Created with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/quill18/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align:bottom;border:0;"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;quill18&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;'s &lt;a href="http://memegen.deskslave.org/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:nottheelves:50656</id>
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    <title>nottheelves @ 2003-12-14T20:14:00</title>
    <published>2003-12-15T02:15:18Z</published>
    <updated>2003-12-15T02:15:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/MissWorld16/friends_only.jpg"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;</content>
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    <title>nottheelves @ 2003-12-11T20:20:00</title>
    <published>2003-12-12T02:22:30Z</published>
    <updated>2003-12-12T02:22:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.zenhex.com/tests/psych/psych.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.zenhex.com/tests/psych/auti.jpg" border="0" height="120" width="300"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Psych-Ward do you belong to?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How fun. Ack, I think my brother has ADD. RUN!</content>
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